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YOU KNOW YOU ARE A TRUE Michigander WHEN:
1. Your idea of a traffic jam is ten cars waiting to pass a tractor on the highway.
2. "Vacation" means going up north past US75 for the weekend.
3. You measure distance in hours.
4. You know several people who have hit a deer more than once.
5. You often switch from "heat" to "A/C" in the same day and back again.
6. You can drive 65 mph through 2 feet of snow during a raging blizzard, without flinching.
7. You see people wearing camouflage at social events (including weddings).
9. You think of the major food groups as beer, fish, and venison.
10. You carry jumper cables in your car and your girlfriend knows how to use them.
12. You design your kid's Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit.
13. Driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled with snow.
14. You know all 4 seasons: almost winter, winter, still winter and road construction
19. You were unaware that there is a legal drinking age.
22. Your neighbor throws a party to celebrate his new pole shed, barn...
23. You go out to fish fry every Friday.
24. Your 4th of July picnic was moved indoors due to frost.
25. You have more miles on your snow blower than your car.
26. You find 0 degrees "a little chilly."
27. You actually understand these jokes, and you forward them to all your Michigan friends.
If you have had a lengthy telephone conversation with someone who dialed a wrong number, you might live in Michigan.
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